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Alexis Bledel might be the whitest human being on earth.

All right, nerds, I'm back this week with a TV character that I'm sure a lot of you adore: Rory Gilmore. As for me, Rory is more of a frenemy than a BFF. I loved her in the first 3...

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Posted by Huma Rashid on Jul 08, 2010 @ 11:11 am

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Head to Head:

What drives the popularity of the "Twilight" series? ...Other than teen hormones, we mean.

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Posted by Dominick Mayer on Jul 05, 2010 @ 10:22 pm

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The 25th Frame

Why does “True Blood” kick the ass out of “Twilight”? Probably because Edward Cullen could never go at it for 6 hours solid; not without pining at something or moping...



Hello, fellow HEAVE readers, friends and countrymen. I disappear for a little while to finish up finals, graduate college and turn 22 and what happens? Hell if I know; as I was raised to believe in my family, I'm the wacky neighbor in the great sitcom of life. Chances are, I'm not paying attention (but I am).

Now I return to you and just in time for “Eclipse”! Giddy, right?! No...

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Posted by Max Alborn on Jul 02, 2010 @ 9:09 am

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News for Now

Because Monday-Wednesday are crucial news days.

You know, when I first heard about the shitshow that went down at last weekend's Electric Daisy Festival in L.A., I thought "hmm...how on earth could something with such a charming name cause such pain in the world?" Here's the deal: over 100 people were hospitalized, and many of the injuries came from people trying to rush the gate and get past security. Oh, and because it is a rave festival, around half of the hospitalizations resulted from alcohol or drug use. C'mon, guys! Electric Daisy! Let's keep some things holy and safe, yeah?

This is slightly old news (eeek!), but Of Montreal has released the info for their latest album. It's called False Priest, and it'll drop on September 14. Prepare yourselves accordingly.

I have such an irrational crush on Elijah Wood, and news of his latest work hasn't helped to cure me of it. He's put together a benefit compilation album for The Art of Elysium, a nonprofit that has musicians come in and work with hospitalized kids. How wonderful. It also doesn't hurt that Elysium: The Art of Elysium, features tracks from Sonic Youth, Sleigh Bells, and The Soft Pack.

How did I miss this? I ask that question wayyy too often. I should probably pay attention more. Brian Wilson is doing a George Gershwin cover album!? Swoooooon. Brian Wilson Reimagines George Gershwin will be released on August 17.

Posted by Alyssa Vincent on Jul 01, 2010 @ 9:09 am

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"Twilight" rolls on.

The forbidden fruit...is still forbidden. "Eclipse" is a step up, but that’s not saying a hell of a lot

About two-thirds of the way into Eclipse, there’s finally a “eureka” moment for the series. Through the first two cinematic installments of the ridiculously popular book series, Edward (Robert Pattinson) has come off either as an abusive boyfriend, a strangely distant and sexually confused cousin of Ziggy Stardust-era Bowie or both...

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Posted by Dominick Mayer on Jun 30, 2010 @ 9:21 pm

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