Antennas Up Needs Fewer Antennas Up

Debut album suffers from identity disorder

Antennas Up

Antennas Up

Released on Mar 31, 2009

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It’s one thing to have ear out for what’s circulating on the satellite radio, it’s another endeavor altogether to appropriate as many echoes from the airwaves as possible into a pastiche or persona.  Antennas Up disorders such a dissociative identity, evinced by the group’s electronic genre-crossing and formative difficulties (formerly DTE, and led by a number of since ousted singers).  Despite what seems like an appeal to just about every audience from bit pop to nerdcore, their self-titled debut album of self-styled, sappy R&B faux-funk and “fist-pumping pop” is more an overproduced series of interludes than a fully realized composition.   

Antennas Up gestures towards irony on occasion, but never convincingly upsets a real and unfortunate sincerity.  So many songs are underscored with longing, compelled not by true genius or (worse) the impetus of self-expression, but instead, the desire to impress members of the opposite sex.  As indicated by the markèd obsession with “getting girls” in their promotional material, prepubescent females may very well be their target market.  Most songs sound like Justin Timberlake sans Timbaland meets Jamiroquai in their funky unoriginality.  In an attempt to top (or even appear on) the charts, Antennas Up sacrifices talent for widespread appeal. 

Not every track adheres to the appeal for popularity.  A couple-few pop-tart rhyme schemes sound something like Lyrics Born, with a bit more synth, but without the devastating wit with which LB delivers his lines.  On the flip side, a sequence toward the end of the album revolves around a nonsensical sexual exchange between computer-coded voices repeating, “I’m a spaceship” and segues into and out of the adjacent tracks with ease.  And yet, this track seems out of place amid the syrupy rhythms and falsetto vocals.  Antennas Up can’t decide if they’re trying to be witty or ironic, and every lyric betrays an ugly emo impulse, at work throughout the album.   

The authentic talent underlying Antennas Up comes out in the well-crafted melodies and most refrains, and engenders moments of innovative menace, such as the twisted, tragic novelty of the haunting croon in “She’s Evil,” reminiscent though the rest of the track may be of Fall Out Boy since about 2006.  Antennas Up are at their best when they don’t stray too far from faux-rock backdrops and easy listening lyrics (“High and Mighty Parade”) or truly embrace a goofy electronica aesthetic (“5P4C35H1P”) but are unlikely to appeal to fans of hip-hop or bit-pop. 

High Point

The digitized pillow talk in “5P4C35H1P."

Low Point

The bouncing back-and-forth between R&B and attempts at irony.

Posted by Diego Baez on Apr 22, 2009 @ 6:30 am